Friday, December 20, 2013

Winter 2012-2013

Greyhound got old. On my departure date the bus was two hours late. My layover was in Minneapolis for an hour a forty five minutes. I was assured by customer service and the bus driver that they would hold the bus. We arrived 10 minutes late and the bus had driven off. Here was the start to another great episode of Hell on Wheels.
            While in Minneapolis I walked around and ate a Jimmy Johns knowing that it would be quite some time until I see that lovely place again. I got the bootlegger sandwich which is by far my favorite. I rarely get anything else from there besides the cookie and soft drink. I left an old lady in charge of my belongings. She too was traveling from Wisconsin to Livingston which where she resided. When I came back from JJ’s I started to download some TV shows for the long awaiting bus. During the five hours I had left to wait, I would have an occasional cigarette. On the final smoke, I met Kati.
            Kati was from Pennsylvania and has worked at Yellowstone for a while. At a glance she was short, stocky, cute smile, baggy clothes with sublime shirt and some hemp neckwear. She was a hippie by sight and with her stories, a hippie for life. She too was headed for Livingston and we were greyhound buddies since then. Twenty four hours on a greyhound is pretty much a life time; just hope you have someone you trust with you to help the time go by. After Minneapolis we were stuck in Fargo for 8 hours. Luckily we had a TV and internet to help the time go by. We watched the news on the Newtown Connecticut shooting. Then when the time came it was Let’s Make a Deal followed by The Price is Right. Little known fact, I have and maybe will continue to do so, guess within $500 of one of the showcases within 5 minutes of the beginning of the show.
            Throughout the whole trip Kati and I had our own seats; the buses were never packed until we waited for the bus in Billings. For a ghetto place, Billings seems to be the major crossroad to go to Livingston and Bozeman. The bus was packed and cramped, I’m just thankful I didn’t have to sit next to anyone that smelled bad. For the ride I met up with Bill who I worked with last summer. We chatted and caught up within a half hour.
            Kati and I had plans for our friend Rob to pick us up at three in the morning but waited in Livingston’s shack for an hour with Bill.  Snowplows came by along with a train while we all talked about the horrors of last summer as well as some of the good times we had. During the time we spent talking Kati and I tried to contact Rob on his status. We both assumed he went to bed. Five in the morning rolled around and Rob had shown up. Apparently the light snowfall in Livingston was nothing compared to the road to it.
            We stopped at McDonalds on the way but they were not open until 6am. The real journey had begun. Rob had his best friend Nick drive with him to make sure he stayed awake; Nick arrived 12 hours before us via plane in Bozeman. When I drove from Livingston to check in for the summer it was 8am and sunny; I could see the surroundings and the beauty. This drive was black followed by an old Microsoft Windows screen saver but with snow and not flags rushing towards you. Within two hours we were in Gardiner and I remembered it like I had never left. Check in wasn’t until 8am so we waited in Rob’s room for the time to pass. I looked at my phone for an hour while the others took a short nap.
            When the time became quarter after eight I rounded up the gang to head back down the hill. Check in was the same as before but instead of four people like last summer, there were about 25 employees and I knew 20 of them; it kind of felt like a high school reunion including the part where you wanted to ask some about their time away and hoped for others not to see you. One of my friends was called back due to answering a surprise question in an incorrect way. They randomly picked returners to ask questions about how they could change from the previous season. My friend responded with hiring less international people and leaving out the part about hiring more Americans seeing that the unemployment rate was so low. The HR representative questioned the comment and soon enough was back with the gang.
            The check in building is something really different. The walls have a nice mural of clouds and mountains to them that seemed to have been drawn by a freshman in the local high school of the west along with random, but fun trivia on the walls as you wait to check in.  Depending on the amount of people checking in that day you could stand in line for 10 minutes or an hour. There are two people behind a counter that copy your license and other information while the other grabs your file. The room has about 10 tables to sit at while you check over all of your hiring papers and wait to get called to get the okay to work. There are five people sitting behind a counter, almost like a court room with judges, but HR sat at the same level. The first person made sure you have all the papers signed. The second person made sure the first person did their job. The third person takes care of payroll and W2’s. The fourth person makes sure the first four people do their job. The fifth and final person takes your picture, unless you’re a returner than you can use a previous picture from a different season, and then hands you your employee card and sets you on your way.  
            So while my paperwork was ready to go and I’m waiting for my name to be called as if I were at the DMV I saw a lot of people come through the door and wait behind me. Most of which I was very excited to see. We would chat about our two and half month break as if it had been years we had seen each other. Suddenly I recalled that I need to find a roommate for the season. Chris had walked through the door and as I asked how his vacation was I snuck the roommate question in. He stated that he was going to room with me or Jody, my previous roommate. I thought to myself, well shit, only because the person I was going to room with was going to be Jody or Jason and seeing that Jason was in a management program, he would get his own room. So being the man that I am, I stole Jody’s roommate. Sure enough, his bus was delayed anyway and didn’t show up until about 7pm that night.
            After Kaiti, Nick and I were done we went to the Food Farm and grabbed some supplies consisting of beer, food, and cleaning products. We made our way back to the park entrance. Gardiner has one main road that will come to a “T” intersection. Make a left and you’re an employee and get a shortcut of 1.5 miles. Go right and take a two mile scenic route. I asked the two out of fun if we should go through the arch and Nick stated that he had never been through it. So I go right and take the lovely scenic route. If the intersection was a four way, and we could have gone straight, we would have been able to save 1.4 miles off of the scenic route. The road curves around adding to “the main section of the drag” of the small western town of Gardiner. But as we approach the park entrance booth, a coyote howls to the left of us. As I yell, scream and panic for my camera and the other two boggle their hands trying to get it to me, the coyote starts to cross in front of the car. I managed to get a picture of it taking a piss on the road.  It continued to cross afterwards and make its way up the valley and it seemed to head into the mountains. As I drove by, I noticed that the coyote lined up with the valley, the mountain and the storm that was coming in. I rolled the passenger window down, snapped three photos and continued on. It wasn’t until I got settled into my room and loaded the pictures onto my computer to see how great of a candid photo I took.

The Holidays
            The holidays away from home are nice. Learn and do new traditions with friends that you have just met a week or two ago and enjoy the spirit rather then the gifts. Is that how I celebrated Christmas? No, but that was New Years. We went down to Gardiner to pick up some party supplies for the room after the pub.  The pub had a nice little party to celebrate the occasion but nothing like we had in our room.
            Our room fit a twin and a queen size bed along with the closets and a computer desk. The walking space was very limited. Pack the room with 12 people and it was more of a fire hazard than anything. The great thing about the winter crew is that it’s more of a privilege to work in the winter than the summer. The employees hired during the winter season are typically the best of the best from all the locations in the summer. In order to not receive a job in the winter would have meant one of two things. It’s your first season or you were not good at your summer job and there’s no room for screw-ups.  The Christmas celebration/after-party in our room was filled with great people who only had good vibes to bring to the party.
On the 30th Chris and I went to Lamar for the first time being back. The road from Gardiner to Cooke City (The North Entrance) is open all year round no matter the weather. Cooke City has two roads going out of it, the entrance to the park and a road that goes to Cody, WY. The road to Cody is closed from November to about May or June depending on the snow conditions from the winter. The kids in the town take a bus to school to Gardiner five days a week. The ride is at least an hour and a half and they have their first and last period on the bus.
            As Chris and I got to Roosevelt I learned that his heat didn’t work. To make the matter worse, the window to his car was broken. It was about 10 degrees outside and we used the air conditioning to try and warm the car up a little bit, but we had no luck. We managed to see two coyotes while we drove out there. We did see bison and elk of course, but those are the common animals in the park. I tend to not write about them unless something strange or odd happens with them.
            The next day Rob and I were about to go cross country skiing and then we asked our friend Andrew if he would like to go. The three of us went to the ski shack to get our free skis and a quick lesson on how to put the skis on and off. We headed to the Upper Terrace at Mammoth Hot Springs (MHS). Andrew was the first to fall, I was second and Rob fell late in the trail. Doing cross country after having so many years of downhill skiing was more of a challenge then to that of someone having no experience skiing. The mechanics of the two are similar but the gear is different. I like the security downhill has with the boots being a hard plastic that goes up to your shin whereas the cross country boots go slightly past your ankles. The main problem I had was trying to lean back. Without the calf support from hard plastic, I pretty much just fell down a lot.
            During the summer I never went to the terraces just because you can drive around in your car and see them. I wasn’t really up for easing sightseeing. This winter made me change my mind about that. The ski trails for the terrace were snow covered roads that cars use in the summer. There is a part on the road that overlooks two of the hot springs with Mammoth in the background. I took a picture of Andrew’s goggles where you can see the reflection of me and Rob with the overlook view. I titled the picture “Radical” and won third place in the people category for the winter picture contest voted by the employees of both MHS and Old Faithful (OF).
            After skiing I assisted Chris with decorating the pub for the second biggest party of the year; survivor party being the first. Chris had mini Champaign bottles ordered for the occasion along with hats and noise makers. All we had to do was put up some streamers and lights and we would be done in a half hour. Chris and I kept on thinking how we could do a balloon drop in the middle of the dance floor. Thinking outside of the box is a talent I like to think I have. Sometimes my ideas are a little out there and are not practical in our universe but other times my ideas have the possibility of working. So then it struck me. I would take a lot of string and tie it to two posts and the same on the other side of the dance floor. From there I would connect a piece of string to one side and cross over to the other; creating a string ladder hanging from the ceiling. While I was doing this, Chris was making a cover to go over the top of the string out of tape, garbage bags and string. There were some flaws in the making of the balloon drop but nothing that we weren’t able to work with. Some pieces of the string I tied were tighter than the others so I had to adjust the sides so that the string wouldn’t sag.
            Finally the string was up and taut.  We put the plastic above the spider webbed design, attached some string to the plastic and did a run through before putting the balloons on. Two hours later we had the pub decorated with lights, streamers and a functioning balloon drop. When the time came to pull the string Chris and I were a little nervous. I stood under the plastic to make sure nothing would get caught and to make sure no fatal accidents would occur. The time came as the people started the countdown at 59 seconds. I had a mix of worry and happiness running through the body. Three. Two. One. Chris yanked the string and the balloons floated for a brief moment before falling to the floor. During the time of getting ready Chris had put some stringy pieces of paper, confetti and other little gizmos in the balloon drop which surprised me. All in all, it was a great night with great people.
            Working in the EDR wasn’t too much fun. It took up my whole day. Whereas other positions you might not have to work until 4pm so you can go out in the day light and have some fun. Chris was lucky and didn’t have work until 7pm as he was our Employee Pub Tender. Chris had a car and made trips to Bozeman while taking orders from friends who didn’t have that luxuary of traveling around. One trip that comes to mind was when I requested the necessary item for good photography; a tripod. It was a $35 tripod that held its use for winter but ended up breaking. The day I got it and had time to use it I ran up Old Gardiner road where two cross country skiers were making progress up the hill. As I approached them they pointed out an owl sitting on a rock. As I slowly grabbed the tripod and set it up with the camera on top, I looked over to the rock and he had moved without sound. We were approximately 15-20 feet away. I was lucky enough to snap a few pictures before he flew away out of the frame.
            I made several trips out to Lamar Valley. As that being the only road open it’s one of the easiest things to do. So I headed out with Chris, Josh and Andrew for a little excursion. We made it to Lamar without seeing a damn thing. We past Lamar and went further down the road to Barronette Peak where I had taken my personal favorite picture of the landscape photo of the road with a hill. I had forgotten the precise location and will make another attempt in 2014. On the way back we made some did some crazy photos in the car to kill the uneventful adventure. As we came back into Lamar Valley, on the left side of the road were some bare trees with a lot of ravens sitting on it. If I recall correctly, Josh pointed out that there was a bald eagle on the tree as well. Josh and I started to take pictures like crazy and after a minute or two it flew out of the tree, across the road in front of us, about 15 feet high and flew to a hill side. We pulled the car up a little more and saw a station wagon taking pictures to our right. As we pulled up we noticed a golden eagle snacking down on what we were told was a coyote carcass. The bald eagle flew in and landed about five feet from the golden eagle. At this point we had just started a jam in the road. Josh was off trying to get closer, Chris and Andrew were looking through binoculars and I had my tripod walking up the road. After we got our photos and Chris and Andrew were cold, (we all were) we hopped back in the Le Baron and headed back home. We all talked about how crazy it could be out there for the wildlife. We passed that area and nothing was there. We came back in 30 minutes and the wildlife was on a feeding frenzy.  Just goes to show, that photography, in my opinion is a lot of luck with very quick skills.
Another trip to Lamar I made was with Rob, (Dr. Bobby Bobby was his nickname from time to time), and sean. Not much happened on the trip. We did get to see a nice bull elk with 12-13 points on the rack. Further down the road there were a lot of people pulled over with scopes out looking at something in the distance. We pulled over to see what it may have been and to see if I could snap any pictures. There were two wolves about a mile to two miles away. The “Wolf Watchers” were nice and let us look in their scopes to see them. This was my first wild and no captivated wolf experience. When I looked through it, I said something like, “Wow, look at that. That’s cool!” But the more and more I think about it, the less interested I was by it. I like to see things up close and not a mile away. Once in a while I’ll stop to take a gander but once I see the wolves, then I’m off to hopefully see more wild life. There were plenty of days where we stop and look in the direction the scopes were pointed but never saw anything with our naked eye(s). There was one day that we could hear them howling. That was pretty exciting to hear. There was an Alfa male and female sitting in some shade just having a blast letting go. I’m not quite sure what they were howling for or if they were just singing. I’d like to think that they were signing and just having a nice little snow day. We thought if we traveled down the road we might be able to get a better look at the wolves so we stopped by a small pull out that is a campsite in the summer. There was a white SUV and two people with sound catching instruments that were pointed in the directions of the wolves. We got out and asked if they could spot them for us but they tried ignoring us, after trying to ask them a couple more times, they rudely responded with something about them trying to capture the noise and we were being too loud. We shrugged it off and continued down the road. The last thing I’m going to say about those two that were recording sounds, it’s a park for the enjoyment of the people…at least that’s what it says on the arch on the way into the park. We were in Lamar where the two rivers meet up and up on the tree to our left was a giant golden eagle that some tourists spotted. After taking a look at it, we made our way down the road for 30 seconds before we spotted three Big Horned Sheep climbing the rocks. Like many times before, we made out to Barronette Peak where I got to retake the picture of the road and hill. We continued to go all the way out to Cooke City. On the way back into the park, we took our picture in front of the Yellowstone entrance sign. As an employee I had not taken a picture in front of any of the entrance signs until that day. Good memories. We made it to Little America and saw a Yellowstone Association bus pulled over. We thought if they pulled over something might be going on. We were informed of an old wolf den at the tree line. As young lads that we were, we ventured off and followed their snow show trail in our sneakers, post holing ever few steps. At last we made it to the den. If I knew that it was a small hole under a tree, I would have just said screw this. We were also informed on the other side of the road a bison was killed by a pack of wolves. So I told that guys I was going to check it out and they followed. The snow was pink with scat, fur, intestines and wolf prints all over. We examined the kill sight for about 5 minutes and made it to the car before the sun went down.
A third of the way into the season, I had the pleasure of accompanying Dennis Bridges for a walk to Gardiner. He told me straight up that he doesn’t move fast and takes his time. I responded with I take pictures, lots of pictures as an excuse to not walk for a moment and to enjoy the view and let it all in. I still think I was a little weary about how our paces were going to be different, but none the less we started our walk. We walked up Old Gardiner Road for about 200 feet before we took our first little rest. From a top of the hill on the road, we had a nice view of all of Mammoth Hot Springs with Bunson Peak in the background followed by a nice blue sky where the snow would blind you from reflecting all the sun. One of the many things I learned from Dennis was to always look behind me from time to time. The views can change, the wildlife may appear. Neither of us were experienced enough, nor brave enough to try and Ski down the road. The road is 5 miles long, 1000 feet in elevation change, (Mammoth being higher than Gardiner), has lots of turns and is one lane with some steep sides which with his age and the history of my accidents, we walked it. Good thing too because the Bison seemed to like the groomed trail and made some divots on the actual cross country ski lane. We did stop in the ski shack and grabbed some ski poles so we wouldn’t post hole, they didn’t help me much. I later learned that he was following his tracks from the morning so he knew where to step. As we came down the first hill and turn, the sun lit up some bison tracks on the side of the hill. Some played follow the leader and other tracks looked like they were walking drunk. Also on the hill was an odd tree that was growing at a 45 degree angle. I pondered for a minute if it might point to a star like the pyramids and perhaps it was planted by someone hoping that it would point in that direction. Probably not though. Continuing the walk Dennis and I shared conversations about what we did before the whole Yellowstone life. Sometimes one on one conversation in a nice peaceful environment is what you need. I learned more about Dennis that day than any other. Later in our walk Dennis’ eagle eye without the binoculars spotted two pronghorn far away. I tried to snap some shots but they were just too far for a decent shot. I did convince Dennis to go off the road make are way up a small little hill. Once we reached the top, we looked at the small tiny road from a distance and knew that we accomplished a great goal. In the picture, the road is just lower than the middle of the picture and goes to the right between the two hills.  From up here we had a great 360 degree view of the most northern part of Yellowstone. From that hill we could see the Devil’s Slide which about 15 miles outside of Mammoth or 10ish out of Gardiner. We could see Gardiner was just about another three more miles or so away. Dennis also pointed out the pronghorn which were much closer than before. I managed to snap a couple photos of them but nothing worth bragging about on this adventure. We walked back down the hill and continued our way. I saw a bird fly by and land on a tree. Being quiet and stealthy like a ninja carrying two skip poles, a tripod and a camera, I made it 15 feet from the woodpecker and snapped some shots. The one good picture I have is with its feet clinging to the left side of the tree, the red spotted head leaning back and about ready to go in for another dosage of tree bark. We once again started our work down the road and passed two bison chilling on a frozen lake. Nothing says thick ice like two 2-ton pound animals chilling on it. To the right of that Dennis spotted a wolf. We assume that the kids take the road up from Gardiner after school because we found a message in the snow of a “Do you want to see a wolf?” with an arrow pointing to the drawing of a wolf. We both laughed and continued the walk. Near the end of the road we saw a group of Big Horned Rams. November and December are the mating months, so we lucked out and saw a bunch of newly born rams. As we continued to walk down the road and got closer to the rams, they slowly turned their rear ends towards us. It was almost like a dozen full moons for my camera lens. We made it to Gardiner in about three hours and celebrated with a couple of beers and some chili cheese fries from a local bar.
            Through Act 4 you will read a lot about Lamar Valley. Like I have stated before, it was an easy way to see wildlife and stay warm. Another trip with Dr. Bobby Bob and Chris was made to Lamar. Within a minute of leave Mammoth we passed a coyote 15 feet off the road. Rob put his Taurus in reverse and pulled of the road a bit. We got out of the car and started snapping pictures. I got relatively close to this canine. He was snacking on some leftovers of a carcass of an elk. There were also two magpies trying to get a fixing as well. I was hoping to get a picture of the coyote eating with the hot springs in the background but it ended up blurry unfortunately. I did however, manage to get some great close ups of the coyote in a defensive mood against the magpies, but a couple pictures later, he was still defensive with the magpies behind him. I now come to a realization that I was the one too close. The coyote was full and moved on and crossed the road behind us. I felt like it was going to be a good day to see some wildlife.
            We made it about a mile from the Petrified Tree before we saw some bison and a lot of cars pulled over. We made the stop and looked at the mass amounts of bison. That day was the most bison I had seen in winter by far. The herds of bison were insane that day. Usually we see them in Lamar but I guess the wolves were on a rampage over there. We realized that the bison were in the opposite direction of the scopes of the Wolf Watchers. We once again, got to take a look through the scopes and saw the same alpha male and female. This time they were up on hill just sun bathing. I managed to snap some photos but all you can really see are two little triangles. If I snapped this photo without knowing what I was there, it would look like a horrible landscape photo.
            The thought of wolves on a rampage in Lamar was incorrect. The bison were still roaming everywhere from Lava Creek to Roosevelt to Lamar. We were lucky enough again to see a coyote in Pebble Creek. Anything that isn’t a bison or elk going to Lamar, I felt was being lucky. It’s the small things. As we returned home we were the end of a bison jam. Our friend Stephania was at the front. We waited two minutes or so before a ranger passed the line and just kept nudging his SUV closer and closer to the bison and they would get right out of the way. When we saw that we learned that bison jams are really at the fault of the driver and not the bison. The bison will move if the car gets too close. On the other hand, one day we did this and scared the bison coming towards us and one of the bison tried humping the other and came within a foot of the car. We all thought we were going to be crushed that day.
The Saddest Day of Winter
            My old roommate, Jason got himself in a little bit of trouble. There was one person this winter where it was his first season. This asshole got the job through Jason who had worked in the park for 10 or so years prior to this winter. Jason knew of the guy back home in Missouri and figured he needed a job, sure, why not? So in mid-January, this guy ordered some “drugs” from somewhere over the internet. This drug was to mimic acid and make you hallucinate. I guess it’s legal to sell because it’s for pets and says not for human consumption…which makes me say to myself, why consume it? Either way this guy has a party in Jason’s room, with Jason’s consent, and they all started doing this drug. This guy is not the smartest already, but the next day started talking about how it was great and all that. So the rangers got a small hearing about it and started an investigation. A couple days later they were both banned from the park for 3 years and $800 dollars in fines, or something close to that. Jason was charged for conspiracy of aiding and abetting of a criminal. So Jason and this guy go to Bozeman to the Royal Inn and stayed there for a while, searching for a job or what have you. We visited and took Jason out for some burgers and beer and it was just like old times. We tried to convince Jason to just leave this behind and go back to Missouri but Jason wasn’t all about that. A week or two go by and this guy suggested to Jason that he order some more drugs and sell them on the corner. I guess Jason cracked and went off on this guy saying how he destroyed his life and just left. Jason currently runs a kitchen down in Missouri and spends time with his family and niece. We still talk from time to time.

Boy Who Cried Wolf
Jody, Chris and I made a trip out to Roosevelt. Upon passing Lava Creek Jody swore that he saw a wolf. We parked the car at the Wraith Falls pull out and cross the street and started looking. I saw a lot of bison but that was about it. Finally after 10 minutes looking I saw a canine in the distance. I pulled out my camera and had a hard time finding the canine with my zoom. After five minutes of zooming in and out in a frantic pace, I had spotted the coyote…That was by far the most effort I had put in all season to see a coyote. Yet it still be cool, I was wearing sneakers in two to three feet of snow with my jeans. It was a tad too much for me to handle for a coyote. Chris and I did make some jokes for a while after that saying we spotted a wolf, oh wait, it was a bison.
Only in My Yard
            I was walking back from work one day to find that a small heard of bison had found Mammoth again. I changed my clothes and grabbed my tripod and camera. I made it to the east side of Aspen dorm and realized I forgot my SD card. I ran back to my room and head back. Now that I was set I started clicking the camera. The bison would use their horns and their big foreheads with a shaking of their heads to clear the snow. They would then take a step forward and start snacking on the grass. Move a little more and do the same thing. There was about a foot or so of snow on the ground at the time. To the northern part of the heard there were two very young bison who had started banging horns together. I was outside for about an hour or so before they made their way up the hill to Old Gardiner Road.
I’ve Fallen and Can’t Get Up
            Maddie, Stephania and I convinced Dennis to go skiing. I’m sure he felt it the next day or he had taken a lot of Ibuprofen the next day. We went up to the terraces and went the easy route again. If we were to have taken the other route; I’m sure I would have hit a tree. None the less, Dennis borrowed a Jeep from a coworker that was down in Old Faithful. It didn’t have back seats so I rode in the trunk part and Maddie got shotgun because she was “better looking” according to Dennis. So Maddie and I took some pictures and did some skiing while we waited for the other two to comeback.
            Once the other two arrived we started the trail. The first part of the trail is all uphill where you need to do one of three things: Keep a pace so you don’t go backwards and fall, penguin walk or side step up the top part of the hill. We all had our own way of doing it but regardless; Dennis fell a couple times going up. The trail flattens out and has a slight decline where you can pick up some speed if you don’t fall. Dennis made it down the first hill real well. We had high hopes for him and the rest of the downhill parts. We forgot to knock on wood. So after going up another hill Maddie and I went down and waited for the other two. We waited and waited. We’re still not sure what took so long.  Dennis made it two feet and fell. Repeat, repeat and repeat. After laughing with him and everyone else I went up and tried to give him some pointers but failed in doing so.
            The first real big hill we encountered had some gravel showing that made me nervous. None the less I made it down without a problem along with Maddie and Stephania…Dennis Made it down a little bit more easier than the last one. We came up to Elephants Back where Maddie and I took a little trip on the boardwalk to look at the backside of Elephants Back. After snapping a couple photos, Dennis decided to try going down first. We waited for a moment and snapped some more photos of Elephants Back and a photo of Stephania and Maddie. The two girls went down one by one and I continued to take some more pictures. I headed down the hill and saw no one insight. The hill goes down with a slight curve to the right and then a large curve to the left. I tried to slow down passing Dennis to see how he was doing and he replied that he only fell once and he’s controlled his speed. Once that hill is done, it’s a flat ride from there on.
            I got a small parking lot where we met with some friends. We talked for a while and then someone mentioned how Dennis was doing. So Jevin made his way up the hill with Tyler. Meanwhile I was setting up the camera on Maddie’s tripod for a group photo with everyone. Dennis made it down and said that it was a blast. We snapped a couple of photos and continued the trek. We made it to the end with everyone in one piece. Chris had just showed up and went for an adventure with Jevin. I got a ride back with Tyler and Marriah in Bobby’s car so I wouldn’t have to squeeze in a trunk again.
Super Bowl Sunday
            I was lucky enough to have Sunday and Monday off. I think I may have been the only one. I was excited for the Super Bowl not because I had a team in the final game but because it was chatted up by people. Since Mammoth is the only place that has cable in their pub, I was told people come down from Old Faithful and get transient rooms and come down and party. That was not the case.  On the other hand, people from Gardiner did get rooms so they would drink and drive. I did help Jim, who has his own traditions with the Super Bowl which entailed grilled whole chicken and a lot of different type so sausage in his own special sauce. Now when I say helped, this is what I did. Jim cracked open 6 beers that he brought from Texas and had me drink about a quarter of each. It was a rather warm day and a coat, to my opinion was not needed. I walked around and grabbed my camera and snapped some photos waiting for some others to join in on the fun. I helped Frank set up the projector and some people started to walk in finally. We did have Squares going for the scores. A certain type of gambling that is allowed by the bosses but the only type and the only time. I ended up butting in $30 and winning about $125. Food and Beverage also supplied some chicken wings and other food throughout the game. Before the game started the pub ended up being pretty busy. By halftime the pub was packed. I saw people in the pub that I’ve never seen in there before. During halftime the pub raffled off some prizes, I wasn’t lucky enough to get a prize, but I’ll leave my luck to viewing the wildlife. After the game the pub was put back to its original setup and games of pool started along with the jukebox. I would also say that some shenanigans were going on as well. Like in summer they have the employee appreciation party, in winter it’s the Super Bowl. Good times had by all.
Back to Lamar
            The season was coming to an end but that didn’t change the fact about Lamar being the best place to see wildlife. I made two more trips out to Lamar. One with Maddie and one with Dennis. Maddie and I heard of four moose in the pebble creek area so we went out and found nothing. We did manage to see a nice hole in the clouds with a ring of light casting down on the South end of Lamar.
            Dennis and I heard about an elk carcass between Little America and Lamar Valley. We headed out that way not seeing anything on the way over there. Once we got out of Little America the car jam started. The carcasses was on a curve with no pullout for about 500-1000 feet so cars would slow down and snap some pictures instead of following the rules of the road. It’s one thing to do when there is no one behind or in front of you. So we pulled off to the side and walked down to the bloodshed. There was a ribcage in sight with the head of a bull elk decapitated sitting upright. It looked like someone had placed it there with the placement of the head and the fact that the kill was so close to the side of the road. It was three days old by the time we saw it and we missed out on the wolves, eagles and foxes. We were lucky enough to see the magpies trying to fight for scraps when we got there.
The Final Cross Country Experience
            Black Tail Plateau Road is a six mile one way road in the summer but in the winter it’s a long cross country trail. Jeremy, his friend from home, Frank, Mike and I made the drive out there. The trail starts off with a steep hill winding and curving and flattens out but with a slight incline. Jeremy’s friend fell first on this trip. We made it about 2 or 3 miles before being exhausted from battling the hills. So as we rested from the uphill battle, Mike was dared to jump face first in the snow on the side of the road. It was guessed that there was anywhere from a foot to three feet of snow. So he jumped and spread his arms and legs and landed face first in the snow that ended up being close to three feet. Jeremy did his Wookie call for amusement. We all started talking about how the animals were freaking out about the sound they just heard and wondered what animal was emitting the sound. After that Frank trekked up a giant hill with his skies but only made it halfway due to the height of the snow. He skied down 10 feet before falling. Jeremy’ friend made it a little past franks mark and tried running down before tumbling down. I made it a point that the view from the top of the hill had to be amazing. I put my camera in my waterproof case, zipped it up and made my way up. I followed the traveled path of the two to make it easier. Once I got past the highest point traveled, the snow started to get worse. I could barely move my legs in the snow. It was up to the crotch region on me. Once I got to the very top I almost lost my breath from two things: The amount of work it took to get up there and the view. I snapped a couple pictures after catching my breath and snapped some of the guys down the hill. I tucked the camera back in the case and walked a little further up the top of the hill. I had enough room to gain some momentum before hitting the high snow. As I ran I started to step deeper and deeper into snow back to the point where I would have to either kick three feet of snow up to get my leg another step or whip my legs back and swing them to the side as if I were running track. Once that got tiring I started to do front flips down the hill. I think I recall making half a dozen before reaching the bottom. Once I regained a normal breathing pattern we started to head back towards the car. Thankfully most of it was all downhill.
            That was the last of the adventures. There was a week of work after that which really meant a week of cleaning and packing up the rooms. There were a few of us who signed up for post season; one more month of work. Post season was different but fun in its own way. The majority of people worked in reservations, otherwise there were some from payroll and all the upper management. My post season kept me in the EDR along with five others in addition to Chef Missy, EDR Manager Jerry, and F&B Manager Natalie.
            For Saint Patrick’s Day, Missy made Corned Beef and Cabbage from scratch. She said it was the only way to have it. I helped prep for it but not much. I don’t recall hearing one complaint about the meal, but the amount of compliments was almost unheard of. It lasted maybe 3 days and people were okay with that leftover. That night we found a designated driver and went down to Gardiner to visit our bartender friend and had a couple drinks for the occasion.
            During the regular season I was late twice and they both happened to be on Missy’s morning shifts letting her open by herself. During the post season I was late once and that was on Easter. We did three days of prep for Easter brunch and I slept in on accident. I’m not sure what happened but it wasn’t a pretty sight. I’ve been late to work in other places but maybe by five or ten minutes. When I was late working in the EDR I was nearly two hours late every time.
            With the 8 of us working in the EDR it was like a close family. We worked, ate and recreated together. In post season, Rob, Sean an I would work out in the Gym after work every other day. Rob and I would also go out past Gardiner and shoot off his guns. We would collect apples every meal and when we had enough to shoot, that’s when we would go. Sometimes we would just go into the EDR and ransack the fruit bowl; when I say sometimes, I mean most of the time. It wouldn’t just be Bobby and me. He would invite others and Sean, Missy and Jerry would join in on the fun once and a blue moon. With the snow melting, we couldn’t go too far up the muddy road or even take the car back there so we would have to walk like ninjas around melting puddles of ice and what not.
            With the final days of our season coming to an end Jeremy and I walked up Old Gardiner Road for one last journey with the addition of Disc Golf. We made our own course as we played. Once we neared the end of the road we were too tired to throw a disc. We continued the walk and to our surprise there were two pronghorn 200 feet away. As we got closer  one of them kept the distance and the other, we named him Jimmy, kept eating grass not caring about us. We weren’t sure if he was sick or injured but we did know this was going to be the closest we would get to a pronghorn. We were about 10 feet from it when we walked on the road. We kept looking at him and taking pictures while it just kept eating grass. I looked around a couple times to see if this was some crazy ambush or something as if a bear had said “I’m eating you or the people walking down the road, the choice is yours…” But nothing happened and we made it to Gardiner for some beers where we met up with Jevin who was staying at his uncles house until the summer season started up.
            Towards the end of the final week I was working an early shift and my friends Andrew and Craig were talking about driving out to Lamar to see a fresh elk carcass that happened last night. They helped me convince Missy to let me go early so I ran and changed clothes and we set out for the most amazing car ride of our lives. We drive out of Mammoth and there were bison everywhere after the bridge. A mile past Lava Creek we saw two pronghorn, one male and one female bucking their antlers against one another. We made it Roosevelt and had seen some more bison of course along with the occasional elk. A couple minutes before Little America we saw a large group of Big Horned Sheep. Some were eating grass, others playing and some were either playing with or getting chased by a Bison. It was quite a bit to see from 20 feet away. Maybe 10 seconds after driving away from that we had a tourist spot a bald eagle in a tree. So then we make it to the South end of Lamar Valley where the two rivers meet up and there was an elk carcass that was hauled off further from the road by the park rangers. We thought we were too late as nothing was on the carcass. To our surprise, a wolf and coyote had just given up on the meat and were heading further south. There were the wolf watchers and a lot of photographers who pointed out where they were. It took me almost a full year to see a wolf without a scope. This was an experience that I would never forget. We saw they were heading towards the road about 500 feet away so we hoped in the car and drove over. I missed what I thought would have been a great shot of the wolf crossing the river. The wolf crossed the street 50 feet in front of the car. I was behind the car with my camera snapping photos at the rate of the camera and not the rate of my mind processing all of it. To recap we saw a wolf, a coyote, bison, elk, pronghorn, bald eagle, big horned sheep and we thought we were done for the day. We drove out to pebble creek and saw a sand hill crane in the distance. We started to drive back to Mammoth boasting about the two hour drive we had. We were a mile from the Petrified Tree when a black truck had a scope out looking across the valley over Nancy’s hole. We got out and asked what he saw and responded with a Black Bear. We saw the black bear through some binoculars and my camera and figured if we drove a couple miles up the road we could get out walk a little and get a better view considering that the bear was on a whole separate mountain, so we did. By the time we got to where we thought we could see the bear, we had lost it. Right before we were going to turn around, one of us spotted it and we added it to our list for the day. 20 Minutes outside of Mammoth are the Black Tail Lakes.
            The Black Tail Lakes are what I would consider a death trap for Bison or any animal I suppose. But while driving back there were cars all up and down the road looking over to the lakes. We hopped out and saw a Bison swimming; in place. The lakes are so muddy in one particular spot that when the bison’s try walking through it, it acts like quick sand and keeps them there until they give up and drown, or a bear walks by. We watched the helpless animal for a little while contemplating if we could save it but left to go eat some dinner. We went to the EDR for a quick dinner and headed back out to the death trap. The bison had drowned about a half hour after we left.
            Prior to this bison drowning, one had died in the same spot in November. That body thawed out a week prior to this and was munched on by three Grizzly bears, one weighing up to 500 pounds according to some. That bear, according to numerous amounts of people, came from the south side of the road, the other two smaller ones came from the back side of Mount Everts. So we waited and waited. Ravens were around it making noise trying to attract other animals to open up the fresh meat. Finally someone spotted a grizzly on the right side, (back side of Mount Everts) a bear. I pulled out my camera and zoomed in. With the poor resolution of my zoom I will not post a picture, but we could tell that it was a grizzly with a massive hump on the back also confirmed by many others. We thought the bear would hook left and come towards the bison carcass but there was some other kill a mile or so to the right of us behind some hills. The grizzly walked halfway down the hill and then started to bolt and run full speed disappearing behind the hills. We looked over and awaited for something to happen. Five minutes later the Grizzly appeared and had something in its mouth as it ran halfway up the hill. It stopped and did a 360 and then continued to climb the hill where he wasn’t seen for another hour which he then repeated what he did before. By the end of that the sun was coming down and this was the place where people would be camping out for the next two weeks.
The End (The Final Chapter)
            The final days were upon us and I hadn’t decided what I was going to do. Rob had joked with me to come out to California for a little while and two days before we were free I decided to join him on the adventure. With knowing each other for about a year and not really having any fights or what not, it was a nice little vacation. I met his aunt and cousins and some of his friends.
            We made it down to Venice beach where I could have stayed all day and have the chance to take it in. On the other hand I was with three locals so I know where they were coming from. There were a lot of art forms out there from pictures to sand sculptures to music that rented out spaces on the sidewalk. We watched a girl swallow a sword outside the freak show but continued on down the path. Once we made it to the end turned around and headed back towards the car. I did convince the guys to watch the skateboarders at the park. It was a rather huge park with a wide variety of people and ages. One of the best we saw while there was an 11 year old boy with long blond hair who didn’t show fear when making his tricks. He’ll be big in the skate industry I said with Rob and friends agreeing. After 20 minutes of that is when we headed for the car. We parked on a side street a couple blocks from the beach. We all forgot the street and the way to go. We were walking over canals left and right and managed to find one that looked a little different than the others and made it back to the car. Rob had pointed out so places in Venice that they had filmed American History X which I watched for the first time a week before going to California.
            We were in California for six nights and head back to Yellowstone early in the morning. We made a stop in Vegas and gambled some money away. I only had two dollars and walked out with thirty five cents. I didn’t bother cashing the stub in, I just saved it for the memory. Rob lost I think twenty and called it quits. We gambled in MGM and parked in a garage that was by a Starbucks. We found a Starbucks on the way back to the car and realized that the MGM had more than one in building for some stupid reason. So we asked the barista for directions to their other location. After following stripes on the ground and signs with arrows we finally found our way back. Upon exiting Las Vegas we saw an overdone Elvis, along with a Darth Vade and Spiderman. It was quite entertaining. Rob and I switched on and off for the whole trip. I slept through most of the night while he drove but he saw me sleeping so he parked the car in West Yellowstone on a street. I woke up an hour later shivering. So I took the wheel from West Yellowstone to Livingston. I went to bed in Livingston and woke up in Mammoth. I hung out in Mammoth for a night or two before staying in Emigrant for a week. Before I left the bison carcass was still untouched. Livingston was filled with movies and games. There was nothing else that occurred during that time. I arrived back in Yellowstone and find that the bison was ripped open and devoured within 24 hours after I left for Livingston.
P.S
            The winter was filled with great fans and great experiences that will be remember for a life time. Throughout this act I mentioned the word “LUCK” and various forms of the word. Luck is something that I was born with. But while reading this notice how I wasn’t lucky enough to see a bear or other animals outside my window besides elk or bison? The fact of the matter is, Yellowstone, no matter the working conditions, the hours worked, the drama that unfolded in three months, the better times were away from work. The memorable experiences were made by going out and doing something rather than sitting inside and being a couch bum. Luck in Yellowstone is not something that happens; it’s something that is made by doing and not dreaming. Luck for me isn’t a word I would associate with gambling, those are odds.  In conclusion the winter season was something that I was glad to be a part of and would not have changed any part of it. I did write this act 7 months after the season and left out a couple of experiences that I will write about in future acts. Lastly, I will say that working with a group of people living together is a way of living that I enjoy. With living and working with so many people, it allows for people to be active and do things they wouldn’t have the opportunity to do if, for example they lived in Wisconsin. Until the next act, I’ll catch you on the flip side.


MacKeag, Employee Dining Room Server December 2012-April 2013, Yellowstone National Park

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